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A new bit of rhyming slang

June 24, 2019

Today my daughter Ros was on her way out and said, “Oh, I need my dog and bone.” Bit of Cockney rhyming slang, you know. When she’d found the phone and was about to leave I said, “And have you got your…” (searching for a rhyme for wallet)… “Tobias Smollet?”

Tobias Smollet. That’s a good new bit of rhyming slang, isn’t it? Where’s my Tobias? The receipts are in my Tobias. I bought him a nice new leather Tobias for Christmas. Etc etc.

Who thinks it will catch on?

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2 Comments
  1. John Dunn permalink

    It certainly deserves to catch on.

  2. Simon Carter permalink

    Jussie Smollett will be King Dick he missed out on that one.

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